Corey: She's preggers!  It's going to ruin her career. Never again will she have the body she did. PRO-CHOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James McAvoy can call me a Cunt any day. 

I predict: No Country For Old Men (My favorite movie of the year. I have the book but haven't read it yet. I know it ends with the line "And then I woke up.")

Won: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm excited. Could this be the second of many?

Andy: A pregnant Jessica Alba -- who can't act her way out of a paper bag if you ask me -- is presenting.  Actually, she's not.  She talked about presenting at the Science and Technology Oscars.

Also, Corey just informed me that Cate Blanchett being nominated for playing a man is NOT the first time it's happened.  It happened as recently as Felicity Huffman's nomination in TRANSAMERICA.

But now we have presenters Josh Brolin and James McAvoy...  presenting... Best Adapted Screenplay.  I predict... THERE WILL BE BLOOD.  Just to go up against Corey's prediction (we're gonna add up who got the most right afterward).  And it's the only one I actually read.

And the Oscar goes to... Joel and Ethan Coen for NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN.

Corey won.  ...This time.