Corey: Heath Ledger should still be alive. I can't wait to see The Dark Knight. Here come a bunch of people I've never heard of. Heath will be the last. Wouldn't it be crazy if he came out in the end and said "Just joking!". I'm sorry, that was 100% inappropriate.

Andy: All the people that died this year.  Only problem is, everybody is still thinking about Heath.  At least Jack Valenti died.  Roofio died?  Holy shit.  Dabbs Greer.  Robert Clark.  I bet they're saving Heath for last.  Deborah Kerr.  Ingmar Bergman.  And there he is.  Heath Ledger.

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